Young female looking for guarantor on car loan

Hi. I am a 21 year old international student here on a visa. I need to get a car but I have a cash job and no Canadian credit. I am looking for someone to help me lease or finance a car. I would pay you to do this $5k and every month I would email money transfer you the cost of the car payment and insurance. I know it sounds like there is a risk but if I don’t pay you can call the police to get the car, I will give you my address. I a damage the car then insurance will cover it. I am responsible and won’t cause you any problems.